1 00:00:38,060 --> 00:00:43,560 Being a Zulu in South Africa back in 67, I wouldn't exactly say that I was born 2 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:48,680 free, which didn't really bother me at the time, because my childhood on 3 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,260 Eye was freer than anything I would ever experience again. 4 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:57,240 What really mattered to me was my buddy Rhino and our days of fun and laughter 5 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,240 in the sun. 6 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,940 However short -lived it was, it was great. 7 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,880 When little Rowena arrived from America, 8 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Things changed. 9 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:10,460 Yeah. She spoiled it all for us. 10 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:15,660 I know now that as we grew older, we would have been spoiled anyway. 11 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:21,260 But I'll never forget those carefree days down by the river. On your mark. 12 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:23,940 Get ready. 13 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:13,050 I'm gonna get you next time. You know you'll never beat me in a thousand 14 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:14,670 Next time you're dead meat. 15 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:31,890 I looked around, nothing. 16 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:33,750 Then I realized what happened. 17 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:38,330 They put a spade in underneath me, pulled the stuff out, then ran away. 18 00:03:38,330 --> 00:03:40,430 enough of those choices. I'm going to get him. 19 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,820 Bloody wind. 20 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,680 Show him, Rhino. 21 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:48,680 Nice shooting, Rhino. 22 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,660 Hey, Zulu, come here. 23 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,880 Stand still, boy. If you run, you're dead. 24 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:59,040 Listen, let go of your dove. No. 25 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,480 No. 26 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:06,180 Rhino. If he moves, shoot him and Tandy. No, Rhino. 27 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,560 Shut up. 28 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:10,800 Listen, Rowena. 29 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,140 No way. 30 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,720 You're the best shot in the school, Rhino. Rhino. 31 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,160 Rowena's wrong. This isn't right. 32 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:19,180 Don't you love me? 33 00:05:19,460 --> 00:05:20,460 I do. 34 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,440 Oh, Jumbo, you do it. No. 35 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,060 Jumbo, no. 36 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,380 No. All right, I'll do it, Rowena. 37 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,180 No, Rhino. 38 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:33,840 You're gonna kill me. 39 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:37,040 Then you'll be sorry. If you love me, I'll do it. No. 40 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,860 You're cheating, Rainer. 41 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:48,620 Sorry, Zulu. 42 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,180 Zulu? 43 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:28,150 As I walked away from that old car with Tandi on that late spring afternoon, I 44 00:06:28,150 --> 00:06:32,270 knew that this life was over and that it was time to start another. 45 00:06:54,679 --> 00:06:55,679 Come on, 46 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:00,560 guys, 47 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,760 move it. What do you think this is, a holiday? 48 00:07:04,140 --> 00:07:05,140 Free -for -all? 49 00:07:26,440 --> 00:07:27,820 Report to the chief after roll call. 50 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:29,300 McKenzie. Sir. 51 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,180 Norman. Yes, sir. 52 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,640 Zulu Mashabela. 53 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,140 Grand theft auto. 54 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:41,040 Again? I like cars. I'm an enthusiast. 55 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:43,580 You're also a smartass. 56 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:48,320 And for the last 17 years, you've been in and out of here like a yo -yo. I 57 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,279 help it, chief. 58 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,300 I love food. 59 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:53,820 Well, the United States government is tired of feeding you. 60 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,340 You're being deported. 61 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,760 So you can sit out the next three years back in your old hometown jail, back in 62 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,760 South Africa. 63 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,380 Did I still write to you, Chief? 64 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,220 Get him out of here. 65 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,150 When I'm big, I'm going to be a surgeon, Reini. 66 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:10,570 That's great, my baby. 67 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,910 You can look after your daddy and his old age. 68 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:03,210 Help! 69 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,430 Help! 70 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:08,010 Help! 71 00:11:24,590 --> 00:11:25,590 Aren't you hungry? 72 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:27,050 Hey? 73 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:31,230 Aha! My scratchin' wins. 74 00:11:32,830 --> 00:11:34,690 Mwah! Changed my life. 75 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,090 Riney, can we go away to school holidays? 76 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:48,150 I'd love to, my baby. 77 00:11:48,510 --> 00:11:49,850 But there's no money. 78 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:54,030 I promise you, if I get that big darting contract... 79 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,000 We are going to Cape Town December. 80 00:11:56,380 --> 00:12:00,000 You and me and the big blue sea. You know what? 81 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,340 Staying on the farm is best. 82 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,040 Summons for Rhino Labaskagni. You. 83 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:31,860 Final demand by Rowena Labaskagni for $250 ,000? 84 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,540 Unless complied to the property, Rhino's eye will be liable for auction. 85 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:41,360 Ha! There was nothing in that divorce contract about any more money. You think 86 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,940 I'm crazy, man? $250 ,000? 87 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,520 Don't shoot the messenger just because you don't like the message, Mr. 88 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:49,400 Labaskagni. Yeah, I'll give you a bloody message, man. My farm. Auction it. You 89 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,680 mad? You think I'm mad? Please, just sign it. 90 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,450 Sign it, yeah. 91 00:12:54,650 --> 00:13:01,110 Now you 92 00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:07,950 go back to Rowena and tell her with my compliments to shove that thing straight 93 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,430 up a little redneck right -wing Yankee backside. 94 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:11,630 Oxen my thumb! 95 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Thank you, madam. 96 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:40,520 We'll go over the housebreaking routine on Monday, Shadrach. 97 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,800 That'll be all. 98 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,160 You're welcome, madam. 99 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,500 Robina Labaskakhni's residence. Captain Diehard speaking. 100 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:57,520 What? 101 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,040 Deported prisoner. 102 00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,180 When? Tomorrow. 103 00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,620 Okay, okay. 104 00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:05,140 What's the name? 105 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,880 Machabella. Ach, nein, nein. Schwarzer. 106 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,520 Okay. Well, he sits in the back with you. 107 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,720 Folksy! 108 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,740 Don't smoke. I am not smoking. 109 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,400 My anti -smoking pitch is working. 110 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,360 Die hard? 111 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:31,000 Oh, so he has received it. Good, good. 112 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,080 What did he say? 113 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,500 Oh, good. 114 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,460 They have 115 00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:45,780 delivered the summons. 116 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,800 So, down to business. 117 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:21,410 Okay, but I will be... What's this Barry Summons business? 118 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:24,830 Oh, the $250 ,000. 119 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:29,370 Oh, you've owed me that since the day we signed our prenuptial contract. That 120 00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:32,590 all fell away when he got divorced. You should be more careful when signing your 121 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,130 divorce settlements, Riney boy. 122 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:39,610 Small print can be such a bore. You can stand on your head and whistle the 123 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:40,610 stars... 124 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:22,120 Shut your bloody mouth up with that commie song, boy. Hey, man, I thought 125 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,000 changed around this part. In this part, it didn't. 126 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:28,980 You are looking at the national president of Turd. 127 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,240 Threatened immigrants' right -wing defense. 128 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,660 Do you know what Turd is? 129 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,460 Yeah, I think I can smell one, too. 130 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:39,760 Ha! 131 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 Trevor, ha! 132 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:44,830 You know what we do with clever boys like yourself in my district? 133 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:50,870 We take them to Crocodile George, Gorge, for some bungee jumping. No strings 134 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:51,870 attached. 135 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:57,390 What is the date today? 136 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,410 The 18th. The time? 137 00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:00,630 Of course, two. 138 00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:02,410 I've got a scratch on Vin. 139 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,490 I've got a scratch on Vin with a chance for half a million. 140 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,200 Look, there's half a million waiting for me at Sun City. 141 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,960 Stop the car. 142 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,099 Does this improve your hearing? I said stop the car. Okay. 143 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,540 Put your gun down on the seat. 144 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,060 Now give me the ticket. 145 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,220 What? Mine? 146 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:28,820 Do it. 147 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,620 But can you die for this? 148 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,840 With a handheld key. 149 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:37,980 Now open the window. 150 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,620 Now open the window. 151 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,340 Put your head on your right arm right through the window. 152 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:46,419 Go on. 153 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,420 Put them through. 154 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,160 Okay, now roll it up. 155 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,320 I said roll it up. 156 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,080 Yeah, let's go higher, baby. Come on. 157 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,300 Higher, higher. 158 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,520 Yeah, that's it. 159 00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:07,750 has hit the fan, huh? 160 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,370 No spring to catch, baby. 161 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:17,490 500 ,000 bucks. 162 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,239 Get lower! 163 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,240 No! 164 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,500 I think he's calling the poacher. Where? 165 00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,659 Park on down. 166 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:00,660 Go, go, go, go! 167 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,640 potato. 168 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,660 There's only one bloke in the world who can throw a claylot like that. Yeah, me. 169 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,280 I'm the world champion mud missile thrower, you remember. 170 00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,380 I thought you were living in America. 171 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,820 Yeah, I was. I came back. 172 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,320 What about you? 173 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,920 Was that your helicopter? 174 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880 My helicopter. 175 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,940 That's all I can afford to drive nowadays. 176 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,120 What about that car? 177 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,480 Yeah, I needed something fast. I have to get up to Sun City by four o 'clock. 178 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,520 I want a scratch and win ticket, so you see how much I stand to win? 179 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,160 Half a million. 180 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:27,580 That's right, half a million. 181 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,980 What you doing with that cop car? 182 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,660 What am I... Well, I was trying to flag you down. You're riding out without a 183 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:34,660 safety belt, nothing. 184 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,180 I'm taking you in. 185 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,560 Oh, wow. 186 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,060 Same old rhino. Yeah, same old zulu. Okay, listen. 187 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,500 I'll make a deal with you, right? 188 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,600 I'll cut you in, partnership, right? 189 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,520 I take 70%, you take 30%. Come on, man. 190 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:51,400 You walk away with $150 ,000 in your pocket. 191 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,980 What kind of a way is this to treat an old friend after 20 years? Come on, man. 192 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,800 Okay, 60 -40, how's that? 193 00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,860 50 -50. 194 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,220 Deal. 195 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:24,580 You won't regret this. 196 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,060 I'm regretting it already. 197 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:42,700 Yeah, so when 76 came around, I got tired of being the wrong color, you 198 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,500 So I split. 199 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,580 Only came back to warmth in 82. 200 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,180 Hey, remember Tundi? 201 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,520 Yeah, I remember Tandi. Who's gonna get married? 202 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:57,520 And, uh, she got a job up in Vendor, went away, I got busy, went back to New 203 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,760 York, and then we just kind of lost touch, you know? 204 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,500 Tandi died. 205 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:05,360 Came to see Ma. 206 00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:06,660 She was very ill. 207 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,020 Took her to hospital, but it was still late. 208 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:13,540 When was this? 209 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,420 Long time ago. Nine, ten years. 210 00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,900 Tandi, I... Damn. 211 00:24:20,180 --> 00:24:22,260 The only person I ever really loved, you know. 212 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,220 About you, you married? 213 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,360 Was. Got kids? 214 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:30,020 Only tinky, yeah. 215 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,440 You married a black woman? 216 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,940 I married Rowena. 217 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:42,400 Yeah? Biggest problem was she couldn't handle me having a black child. 218 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,300 Hey, man, when we were kids, she couldn't handle you having a black 219 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,740 Yeah, I was pretty bloody stupid. 220 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,300 Rowena! 221 00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:57,660 Oh no, 222 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,720 we're out of gas, man! 223 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,760 No problem. 224 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,360 Hey, the soccer. 225 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,520 What's the score? One goal to South Africa. 226 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,440 Okay. 227 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:33,820 Take this car. Okay. 228 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,480 You get inside. 229 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:39,120 I'll get in here. You told me. I want to listen to the radio. Okay. 230 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,680 Come on, Chiefs. Push it. Push it, man. 231 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:46,820 Look at him. Get that goal, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 232 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,480 Let's go. 233 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,500 You want to talk crap, Zulu boy, you go and talk it in America. Listen, man, 234 00:26:44,540 --> 00:26:46,740 it's not my fault. I never look in the rearview mirror. 235 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,340 It's against the law in the state of New York. 236 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,220 He's lying, Reini. Of course he's lying. Shut up, Pinky. I'm not Pinky, I'm 237 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:56,620 Tinky. Listen, I'm not stupid, man. You're trying to steal that car just 238 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:57,720 you stole that daddy cop car. 239 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,760 Me steal a car? No way, man. Never, never, never. 240 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,700 You're a damn criminal, man. Listen, I'll tell you the truth. 241 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:03,500 I'm working for the CIA, right? 242 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,300 That's it. I'm taking you in. Okay, Reini, what about the money? 243 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,960 I want the truth now. Okay, I stole that car. I stole that car. 244 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:18,800 accessory right rhino there's half a million bucks waiting just down 245 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:24,040 the road it's getting late where did you find this question one ticket i picked 246 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:30,100 it up on a turd okay where's the rhino i used to know when i was a kid where's 247 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:35,640 he going to man why are you so uptight half a million bucks last time in sun 248 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,960 city the crippled baboon 249 00:27:46,030 --> 00:27:48,390 Three, poopsie. Now, please, just relax. 250 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:51,910 I have not had a cigarette in three days. 251 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:57,270 Is that a mongrel, scheisse schweinhund, schwarzer out there? It's my car, my 252 00:27:57,270 --> 00:28:02,510 gun, and a chance to win my 500 ,000 in less than 30 minutes, and you want me to 253 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:04,550 relax? Give for me another patch. 254 00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:06,630 This one is not working. 255 00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:09,370 Ah, 256 00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:13,010 you guys are all the same. You think every black man's a criminal. 257 00:28:13,370 --> 00:28:15,010 Ah, come on, now you're being paranoid. 258 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760 Oh, yeah? 259 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,140 Look at it. Look at the language. 260 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,980 If it's black, it's bad. 261 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,820 Got blackmail, blackleg, blackplague. 262 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,280 Black hair. How about that? 263 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:30,380 Innocent, harmless, teeny -weeny little thing on your face. They call that a 264 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:31,339 black hair. 265 00:28:31,340 --> 00:28:35,440 But you got a big, nasty bag of ugly white pus that's ready to explode like a 266 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,100 volcano. What do they call that? 267 00:28:37,780 --> 00:28:38,940 They call it a whitehead. 268 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:41,100 Uh -uh. That's a pimple. A pimple. 269 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,660 Oh, Henry, I've got another pimple on my bottom. 270 00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:46,700 If it's white, it's pure. 271 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:48,620 White Christmas. 272 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,180 Whitewash. White House. Yeah. 273 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,380 Even if they got Jesse Jackson in there, they're still gonna call that the White 274 00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:55,380 House. 275 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,800 What about Snooker? You think that black ball, you get seven points? 276 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,380 Yeah. Who gets to smack the black ball? It's a white ball. 277 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,100 You don't know diddly about what it's like being black, man. 278 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,380 Especially in this country. 279 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,900 Of course I know. My daughter's black. 280 00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:09,020 Shot any tin cans off her head lately? 281 00:29:11,780 --> 00:29:12,780 It's quite a sight. 282 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:14,900 Hundreds of people have turned out. 283 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:19,020 with great excitement here as the prince of wales and prince william arrive at 284 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:23,500 sun city on prince charles's goodwill tour of africa where tonight he'll be 285 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,340 honored guest at the miss wildlife extravaganza 286 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:32,820 i 287 00:29:32,820 --> 00:29:39,820 don't see any lions william 288 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:45,450 william come back here this instant oh dear sir There's the press. 289 00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:46,729 Oh, it doesn't matter. 290 00:29:46,730 --> 00:29:48,930 Will you leave me alone? I'm going to explore. 291 00:29:49,430 --> 00:29:50,430 Will you? 292 00:29:51,610 --> 00:29:52,670 My goodness. 293 00:29:53,030 --> 00:29:56,090 And the Brits think that Mother's extravagant. Right, sir. 294 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,100 I'm Ashley. Hi. 295 00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:18,380 Hello. 296 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,339 Hi, Rhino. 297 00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:20,760 Hello. Hello. Hi there. 298 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,960 Come with me, please. 299 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:25,480 Which one of you will be appearing on the show? 300 00:30:26,020 --> 00:30:27,020 Him. Him. 301 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,840 No way, man. I'd get the bloody shakes if I see a camera. Come on, man. I'd get 302 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,180 locked up if a camera could move. 303 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,040 And what do you do, Rhino? 304 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,440 I'm a game farmer. 305 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,960 Fabulous. 306 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:41,940 Rhino, I want to watch this movie, please. I think you should come with us. 307 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,800 it's not a problem. We can meet here after the show. 308 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,060 Thanks, Ryan. You wait right here, OK? 309 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,320 Right here. 310 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,600 Thanks. 311 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,660 Take it. I've got some more. 312 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,240 Thanks a lot. 313 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:05,580 I'm Tinky. 314 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,960 William. 315 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,800 Delighted. 316 00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,580 I've given my nanny the slip again. 317 00:31:59,490 --> 00:32:00,490 I think this will be committed. 318 00:32:21,159 --> 00:32:22,159 All right, 319 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,080 ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for our final contestant. 320 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:29,960 Love it. 321 00:32:30,350 --> 00:32:31,149 Thank you. 322 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:34,750 All the way from the northern Transvaal. 323 00:32:35,710 --> 00:32:39,010 A game farmer by the name of Rhino. 324 00:32:39,890 --> 00:32:40,890 Lobber. 325 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:43,510 Rhino. 326 00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:46,290 Rhino Lobber Cockney. 327 00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:48,410 Cockney. Cockney. 328 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:50,350 Yeah. 329 00:32:50,570 --> 00:32:52,750 Okay, Rhino, for 500 ,000 bucks. 330 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:58,830 I am looking for... I am looking for this fresh one. I'm looking for a man, 331 00:32:58,830 --> 00:32:59,830 I'm looking for... Look. 332 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,540 Is it going to be $30 ,000? Is it going to be $25 ,000? Is it going to be $15 333 00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:31,060 ,000? Is it going to be $40 ,000? Is it going to be $100 ,000? Is it going to be 334 00:33:31,060 --> 00:33:34,220 $2 ,000 again? Is it going to be? 335 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,140 No. 336 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,340 No? 337 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:46,440 Looks like I'll get my money sooner than expected. 338 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,540 an escaped convict in the building, armed and very dangerous. 339 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:12,760 There's a white man with him. Pudding face, stupid head, silly clothes, 340 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,920 kartoffelnase. Gets his place sealed off immediately. 341 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:17,520 Every single exit. 342 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,678 Yes, sir. 343 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:19,598 Poopsy, look. 344 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,199 Our winner this week was Reno. 345 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:22,840 Rhino. Rhino. 346 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,500 You want your half million? 347 00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:28,659 All we have to do is get the check and cash it. 348 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,480 I'm our lover, Scotty, too. 349 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,500 Remember? We get you, Swat, sir. We get the Rhino. 350 00:34:35,770 --> 00:34:41,030 We get the check. Then we saw them both into crocodile, George. 351 00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:42,590 Gorge. 352 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:45,510 Gorge. 353 00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:49,389 That's the real check. Keep it safe. 354 00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:51,250 This one's only for photograph. 355 00:34:52,429 --> 00:34:53,429 Thanks, 356 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:55,770 ladies. 500 ,000 bucks. 357 00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,390 Shall I top you up? Yeah, thanks. 358 00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:01,370 Hey! We'd like to come round to your farm to do an interview with you, if 359 00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:02,370 okay. 360 00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:04,150 Only if you come along too. 361 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,460 Don't you think? Thanks. Hey. Huh? 362 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,040 Thank you. Hey! 363 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:09,220 I'll call security. 364 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,780 Security! No, no, wait! 365 00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,960 What the hell is wrong with you men? I'm having a ball there. That girl craves 366 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,520 my body. Yeah, well, I crave my 250 ,000 and my freedom. 367 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:24,260 If you want the other half, you'd better come with me. 368 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:27,680 Ashley, I'll be back. 369 00:35:29,860 --> 00:35:32,940 Keep the change. My father says it's just like monopoly money. 370 00:35:33,460 --> 00:35:34,460 Wow. 371 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,280 We won, my baby, we won. 372 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,280 We're going to the bank. We're going to cash the check. Then you and me are 373 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,400 coming back. Come on, come on. 374 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,520 Bye, we're going to pay for the slingshot. 375 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:54,840 They are here somewhere. 376 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:57,220 Damn. 377 00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,720 Oh, God, I drew in a sheet all for the money. 378 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:01,060 Wait here, I'll be back. 379 00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:00,750 I don't know, and I don't want to know why you're on the run, but I want that 380 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,468 check now. 381 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:03,290 Hey, man, what happened to 50 -50? 382 00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:05,450 You can collect your share when you get out of prison. 383 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:09,130 Oh, excuse me. 384 00:37:10,370 --> 00:37:11,370 Rose, 385 00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:15,410 you stop this, this wildlife beauty queen thing. 386 00:37:15,810 --> 00:37:18,110 You come back to me now, or I kill myself. 387 00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:22,270 Right here. How many times are you going to kill yourself, Luigi? 388 00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:25,690 Do it. I'm waiting. 389 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,130 I can't. 390 00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:37,370 What the hell is your ex -husband doing with that criminal? 391 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:42,090 He's up to his ears in his own rhino trap now. I just want my 250 ,000. 392 00:37:42,370 --> 00:37:44,530 I want my half a million. 393 00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:48,350 Our half a million, poopsie. I will find them. 394 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:51,330 Every exit is now blocked. 395 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,750 But first, I want... Yeah. 396 00:37:55,550 --> 00:37:56,950 My money! 397 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,640 Human. You two come with me. We take the left wing. Right, boss. 398 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,520 Terrific. Now I am an accessory. 399 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,240 Yeah. I guess Rowena's looking for you so she can tickle your ass with a 400 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,240 feather, right? 401 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:17,740 Take off your clothes. 402 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:19,680 Any particular reason? 403 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:22,880 Use this stuff for some sort of disguise. Get the hell out of here. 404 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:30,900 Oops. Is this the menswear department? 405 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,800 You are going to do a job. 406 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,520 On earth. 407 00:38:36,820 --> 00:38:37,840 For both of you? 408 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,400 Yeah. At the same time? 409 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,960 Uh -huh. Start with him, Maria. 410 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,320 Do this man now. You got me. 411 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:52,000 Oh, aren't we demanding. 412 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,640 You sit down over here. 413 00:38:56,660 --> 00:39:01,740 So, here's something I have been dying to experiment with for a long time. 414 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:10,040 Yes! By the time I am finished with you, your own mother won't recognize you. 415 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,220 I'll make that ex -wife and you've got a deal. 416 00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:15,140 Stunning. 417 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,480 Absolutely stunning. 418 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,220 Keep your eyes closed. Come towards me. 419 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,920 Eyes closed. 420 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,020 Right. 421 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,360 Face the mirror. 422 00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:46,740 When is it going to end? 423 00:39:50,660 --> 00:39:51,660 Hello? 424 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:52,960 Hello? 425 00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,020 Hello, hello? 426 00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:19,610 Yeah, what is it? 427 00:40:21,630 --> 00:40:22,110 Can 428 00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:39,410 this 429 00:40:39,410 --> 00:40:40,410 stuff come off again? 430 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:44,510 Well, of course it comes off silly. 431 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,110 What? 432 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,780 Excuse me. 433 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,158 Yes, laddie? 434 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,160 Open the door. 435 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,780 Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. 436 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:03,900 Have you seen this man? 437 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,320 No. Don't think I have. Sorry. Wait a minute. 438 00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:14,620 No. 439 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:22,870 You like? 440 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:24,550 I love. 441 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:30,510 Listen, are you sure this stuff can come off again, huh? 442 00:41:31,870 --> 00:41:33,690 What's up, man? You're walking like a white man. 443 00:41:34,170 --> 00:41:36,690 Stop pinching your ass like you're running away from an enemy, man. You 444 00:41:36,770 --> 00:41:37,770 drop your shoulders. 445 00:41:38,090 --> 00:41:39,450 Move like you're listening to music. 446 00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:40,808 Yo. 447 00:41:40,810 --> 00:41:44,730 Yo. Oh, come on, man. I asked you for thought. You're giving me paparazzi. Get 448 00:41:44,730 --> 00:41:45,730 some rubber in your leg. 449 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,170 Yo. 450 00:41:47,290 --> 00:41:48,290 Yo. Yo. 451 00:41:48,670 --> 00:41:49,670 Yo. Yo. 452 00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,160 Those shoes are killing my feet! 453 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:00,120 Don't worry, it's an improvement. 454 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,760 You're out of style, man. It's the latest thing in L .A. 455 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,920 Hi. 456 00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,340 I say, thank you all for your help. 457 00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,960 I can't find you. 458 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,240 Let's go. What's the hurry? We're having fun, right? 459 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,500 Come. 460 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,800 Oh, that was ruddy clumsy of you. I'm sorry. It's okay. It was an accident. 461 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,860 I'm so sorry. I'm afraid we have to be very patient with Moses. He fell off his 462 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,440 mother's back when he was a baby, hit his head on a rock, and I'm afraid it's 463 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,140 rather affected his reflexes. 464 00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,520 Oh! Oh. 465 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,360 You see what I mean. Don't worry. 466 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,600 I'm sorry. 467 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:28,020 It's fine. Don't worry. You ought to sit in this chair and you're not... You'd 468 00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:30,060 better go and get us some more champagne, miss. 469 00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:31,340 I'm sorry. 470 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,960 I'm very sorry. Let me introduce myself. My name's Royce. 471 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,640 Rose Royce. 472 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,080 Like the car? 473 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,600 Exactly. You can call me Rolly. 474 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 Need a ride? 475 00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:47,860 Not at the moment, thank you. 476 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:50,940 Tinky. 477 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,480 It's me, it's me, it's Rolly. 478 00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:59,280 Rolly? Come along, come along. I'm funny tomorrow, Willie. 479 00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:00,920 What are you doing like this? 480 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,980 Really, I didn't even know that we had an embassy. 481 00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:06,980 What is your country again? 482 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:09,540 Pasopamampara, yeah. 483 00:44:10,090 --> 00:44:11,270 And is that Zulus? 484 00:44:12,430 --> 00:44:13,530 You wait right here. 485 00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:16,590 Gotta get that man in more ways than one. 486 00:44:17,770 --> 00:44:21,270 Please, my master, else choose me. Not now, Miosus. I'm busy. 487 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,240 Say, Mr. Royce, this is no way to treat another human being. 488 00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:44,480 You can even chop off my other little finger, master. 489 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,760 You chopped off his finger? 490 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,180 Yes, look. 491 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:53,580 It is so that people can know I am a master's slave. He chopped it off. 492 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,140 I did not. 493 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:57,080 Wait for me, my master. 494 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:59,040 Good heavens. Right, 495 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:03,280 I'm going to get you for that rhino. 496 00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:04,860 Okay, we need another car. 497 00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:06,640 Yeah, you steal one, I'll steal one. 498 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:08,279 Hey, hey, hey. 499 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,280 I want this one. 500 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:10,660 You want this? 501 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:11,780 Yeah, it used to be mine. 502 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,460 What? Had to give it to her when we got divorced. Hurry up. Remember you got 503 00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:16,460 divorced. 504 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:19,600 What's this turd thing she's into anyway? 505 00:45:19,860 --> 00:45:21,460 Bunch of bloody loonies. Granny, look. 506 00:45:21,980 --> 00:45:22,980 Oh. 507 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,899 It's her. 508 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:25,859 Get down. 509 00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:26,860 Hey. 510 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,940 What is going on here? 511 00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:33,980 Good evening, madam. Is this your tuck? Yes, it is. Let me explain. 512 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,020 I was coming out of the hotel. 513 00:45:36,540 --> 00:45:40,280 A big Schwarzer holds a gun to my head when he steals my car. 514 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,640 I look around, I see them trying to steal your car as well. 515 00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:48,500 Damn Schwarzers! Why can't you give your house or father people's property? 516 00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:51,000 I beg your pardon. 517 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:57,860 It's my Moses, my chauffeur. He's okay, but all the Schwarzers make my neo -Nazi 518 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,940 blood boil in my face! 519 00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:10,930 Baron, I'm delighted. 520 00:46:12,110 --> 00:46:16,210 Rowena Labuskakni, Vice Chairman, Turd, South Africa. 521 00:46:16,670 --> 00:46:20,390 You are a turd. I certainly am. 522 00:46:20,950 --> 00:46:24,630 How would you like to meet some other turds? I'm having a little party at my 523 00:46:24,630 --> 00:46:26,890 home later this evening. It's a special occasion. 524 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:31,450 Well, I don't know that. Oh, please, Baron, I insist. 525 00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:36,330 My friends will be just enchanted, and I know you'll have a wonderful time. 526 00:46:37,390 --> 00:46:40,390 Well, I accept with pleasure. This way, Baron. 527 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:42,870 Moses, you hop in the back. 528 00:46:51,610 --> 00:46:53,210 You just lay out of my thinking. 529 00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:55,770 Titan, Dylan, down! 530 00:46:58,049 --> 00:47:00,990 Won't the doggies bite us? Oh, please, Baron. 531 00:47:01,530 --> 00:47:04,090 You know they're only trained to go for plaques. 532 00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:07,910 Here, watch out for the dogs, Moses. 533 00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:10,890 Doggies, hey, solo! 534 00:47:13,110 --> 00:47:19,970 Get in there, you mongrels, you bad boys. 535 00:47:20,190 --> 00:47:21,870 Mommy is very, very angry at you. 536 00:47:22,870 --> 00:47:26,610 Baron von Munchen von Munchenhausen, I'm so sorry. They have never tried to go 537 00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:27,610 for a white man before. 538 00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:30,040 It's all right. I just try to protect Moses. 539 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,520 Boy, pick up those packages and take them around to the kitchen. 540 00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:33,880 Don't drop anything. 541 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,740 They break everything they touch. 542 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:37,260 Bloody blacks! 543 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,780 Oh, Baron, it's such a thrill to have you here as my guest at Little 544 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,300 God, it's kind of a thrill for me, too, yeah. 545 00:47:54,820 --> 00:47:56,460 Baron, welcome. 546 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:58,240 To little Louisiana. 547 00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,520 This way, Baron. 548 00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:02,020 Just a moment. 549 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,160 Damn. 550 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000 What? 551 00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:15,880 You'll have to excuse me, Baron. My guests will be here any moment, and I 552 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:16,880 get ready. 553 00:48:17,580 --> 00:48:18,580 Can you follow me? 554 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:21,720 Damn it. 555 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:25,740 I'm so sorry. Just fix yourself a drink. Everything's through there, the bar. 556 00:48:26,799 --> 00:48:27,799 I won't be a moment. 557 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,280 You got a crossbow looking after you, right? 558 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:36,100 That one that was looking after you, baby. 559 00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:21,840 Sorry, Baron. 560 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:28,560 Brown lilies and Manchester midden. I just forgot to deactivate the security. 561 00:50:33,060 --> 00:50:34,960 Oh, yes. 562 00:50:36,020 --> 00:50:41,120 Well, you just stand there and relax. 563 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,220 I'll, um... I won't be a moment. 564 00:50:54,330 --> 00:50:55,330 Reini? 565 00:50:57,710 --> 00:50:58,710 Hello, my baby. 566 00:50:59,070 --> 00:51:00,250 You look ridiculous. 567 00:51:01,390 --> 00:51:03,070 I feel bloody ridiculous. 568 00:51:03,690 --> 00:51:05,710 Reini, can't we go home? 569 00:51:06,350 --> 00:51:07,350 Wish we could. 570 00:51:11,090 --> 00:51:12,770 Has Zulu got the other half? 571 00:51:13,030 --> 00:51:15,170 Yeah. That man's on a trip. 572 00:51:16,050 --> 00:51:18,090 You keep it. Don't want anyone to see it. 573 00:51:20,810 --> 00:51:21,850 Do you like him? 574 00:51:22,150 --> 00:51:23,150 Who? Zulu. 575 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:25,490 Yeah, I like him. I think he's funny. 576 00:51:25,810 --> 00:51:29,370 But sometimes I think he's a crook, like those two in that movie. 577 00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:32,610 Prince William, he's my new friend now. 578 00:51:33,070 --> 00:51:37,590 He gave me this. He's got a real father who's going to be king one day. 579 00:51:38,230 --> 00:51:41,350 Then he'll fetch me and take me to New York. 580 00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:44,770 Do you sometimes wish you knew your real father? 581 00:51:45,370 --> 00:51:48,030 Sometimes. I wish I could meet him. Just once. 582 00:51:51,950 --> 00:51:55,010 I love you too, Jungle Bunny. 583 00:51:56,010 --> 00:51:57,930 Rosie? Yes, ma 'am. Is everything ready? 584 00:51:58,130 --> 00:52:01,050 Yes, ma 'am. Go light the fire, quickly. Yes, ma 'am. Move, move, move. 585 00:52:01,690 --> 00:52:04,510 I told you not to talk that Jungle Bunny stuff around me. 586 00:52:33,060 --> 00:52:35,860 Oh, man. 587 00:53:04,490 --> 00:53:11,150 I want to come and go to you. 588 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,680 What are you doing? 589 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:27,780 I'm sorry, madam. 590 00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:29,740 It was an accident. 591 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,560 Then get your jacket and get back to work. 592 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,080 Baron, may I show you the garden? 593 00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,240 Rowena, you must give us a self -defense demonstration tonight. Oh, I'm so 594 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:39,240 sorry, Molly. 595 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:43,160 Hey, boy, bring me another drink. 596 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,040 The joke is over. 597 00:53:47,420 --> 00:53:49,860 Please get out of here. Hey, man. 598 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,300 If you don't like the heat, you get out the makeup. I'm enjoying being white. 599 00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:21,710 Oh, my little chat. 600 00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:23,490 Talk to me. 601 00:54:23,730 --> 00:54:24,990 Talk to me. 602 00:54:25,550 --> 00:54:26,550 Oh, see. 603 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:28,090 You look breathtaking. 604 00:54:28,570 --> 00:54:29,570 Yeah, yeah. 605 00:54:30,190 --> 00:54:32,070 Dad? Dad? 606 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,680 I want you to meet our very special guest. This is Baron of Brown Lilies and 607 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:07,600 Klaus and Loris. This is Oberher Diehard off to Hyde, our leader. 608 00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:15,740 And this is Bridget, our deputy of discipline and my very closest friend. 609 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:17,260 sure you'll find each other fascinating. 610 00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:21,400 Hello, Baron. 611 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,320 Fascinating, delighting, and charming. 612 00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,840 You must do the salute open -handed. Ah, open -handed! 613 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:38,180 Ha! 614 00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:44,380 Now, 615 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:49,120 Baron, he's dying. 616 00:55:56,760 --> 00:56:01,500 Comrades in arms, I am not a man to waste my words. 617 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,860 Rovina and I are going to be married. 618 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,300 But this is not simply a marriage. 619 00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:16,560 This is the coming together of two great minds, two great bodies, 620 00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:21,000 joined together in the common struggle against a government blinded by 621 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,220 communists, terrorists, and the schwarzes who threaten to overrun us. 622 00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,280 United in our beloved organization. 623 00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:38,320 These bloody whiteys are mixed up like a Christmas vomitina tumble dryer. 624 00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:47,900 No, 625 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:50,660 you have it with my compliments. 626 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:08,520 Let them all eat. Let them all eat. Let them all eat. Let them all eat. 627 00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:55,200 Enjoying yourself, Baron? So, I'm finally at the very enriching 628 00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:06,700 You know, Baron, 629 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,260 I have no husband. 630 00:58:09,660 --> 00:58:10,720 How fortunate. 631 00:58:25,900 --> 00:58:29,440 That's why they call them the crown jewel. 632 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,220 You stinking old black. Get out of here. 633 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:54,860 That's a wonderful idea. 634 00:59:02,950 --> 00:59:04,210 That's my earring. 635 00:59:05,010 --> 00:59:08,170 She's wearing my earring. It is mine. It was a present. 636 00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:09,830 Where did you get it from? 637 00:59:10,030 --> 00:59:11,030 From the prince. 638 00:59:11,390 --> 00:59:12,390 What prince? 639 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:17,470 Prince? 640 00:59:18,450 --> 00:59:19,730 Prince Moses? 641 00:59:20,650 --> 00:59:23,510 The milk sucker? No, madam, it's a big mistake. 642 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:46,560 If I had kicked him 5 % harder, I would have shattered his sternum. Watch this. 643 00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:52,840 Now that almost ruptured his spleen. 644 00:59:57,020 --> 00:59:58,620 It's rhino crap. 645 01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:03,920 I'm the swat, sir. 646 01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:18,060 I used to sleep with you. 647 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:27,560 You ain't seen nothing. 648 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:32,760 Give me the check. 649 01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,140 I lost it. 650 01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,400 I found it. I found it. 651 01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,500 She's as much fun when you're married. 652 01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,820 Where's the other half? 653 01:01:49,130 --> 01:01:50,470 I tried that. He's a slow learner. 654 01:01:52,450 --> 01:01:53,450 I've heathen it. 655 01:01:55,290 --> 01:01:56,910 I have ways to make you talk. 656 01:01:57,390 --> 01:01:59,870 I'm going to lock you up like dogs. Now move! 657 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:55,620 Yeah, out there I couldn't understand it, but now we're locked inside here, no 658 01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:56,620 chance of escaping. 659 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,620 I understand your reasoning, man. 660 01:02:58,880 --> 01:02:59,980 You're trying to get us killed. 661 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,340 Where's all the half of the check? 662 01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:03,580 I think he's got it. 663 01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:06,680 And if it's anybody's damn fault we're locked down here, it's yours. 664 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,020 Because you couldn't just take the money, no. You wanted to be bloody white 665 01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:10,578 the night. 666 01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:12,060 Yeah, and you hate being black, don't you? 667 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,140 And you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of a damn forest, man. Yeah, 668 01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:15,819 put it there? 669 01:03:15,820 --> 01:03:17,080 Yeah, give me that shop story. 670 01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:18,420 You don't know shit, man. 671 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,180 Not till I meet you. Screw you, asshole. Screw you. 672 01:03:28,150 --> 01:03:29,790 I'll give you a story, man. 673 01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:36,310 A black kid ended up looking down the barrel of a gun because his best friend 674 01:03:36,310 --> 01:03:37,310 betrayed him. 675 01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:38,930 I hate men. 676 01:03:39,830 --> 01:03:41,090 That's bitter food. 677 01:03:41,530 --> 01:03:46,570 And that day, with my back against that old car, you gave me my first taste. We 678 01:03:46,570 --> 01:03:47,570 were kids, man. 679 01:03:47,590 --> 01:03:48,590 Yeah. 680 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:51,970 And I was standing there pissing my pants out of fear. 681 01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:55,220 You walk off with girlfriend, give her a little kiss. 682 01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:02,840 Here. 683 01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:04,360 Take this. 684 01:04:06,980 --> 01:04:08,320 It will make you feel better. 685 01:04:09,380 --> 01:04:10,380 Give it a go. 686 01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:11,479 Come on. 687 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,880 Will it make you feel better? 688 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,580 Hit the can. Hit me. 689 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,640 If it's so bloody important to you, do it. Go for it. 690 01:04:44,270 --> 01:04:48,230 You're not really going to do it. You bet your sweet ass I'm really going to 691 01:04:48,230 --> 01:04:49,230 it. 692 01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:08,260 Elsie will sit on that plank until we tell her to get up. 693 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:13,420 That is the way she has been trained. You can drop a bomb next to her. 694 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:14,840 Watch. 695 01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,880 And she will not move. 696 01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:24,640 The only time Elsie will lift her cute little one -and -a -half -ton ass from 697 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:29,500 that plank is if she should see her boyfriend, Dobby, who is on his way 698 01:06:29,500 --> 01:06:31,920 now to be with his little lipshit. 699 01:06:33,620 --> 01:06:38,420 Rushing it as I know he will, it will take him exactly half an hour to get 700 01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:46,340 Yeah, love and lust, my friends, has been the downfall of many. 701 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:52,060 In this case, I'd say about a 60 -meter downfall into Crocodile George. 702 01:06:54,780 --> 01:06:57,200 Gorge, you've got 30 minutes. 703 01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:58,800 You've got the radio. 704 01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:03,960 Once you're ready to tell us where to find the other half of the check, Call 705 01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:07,720 We won't call you. And if you don't, you die. 706 01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:20,360 So what? 707 01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:29,500 You got some clever way of getting us out of this one that you're keeping from 708 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,500 me? 709 01:07:31,340 --> 01:07:32,600 I didn't think so. 710 01:07:34,570 --> 01:07:36,470 Listen, there's something I need to tell you about Tinky. 711 01:07:37,430 --> 01:07:38,810 You're her real father, right? 712 01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:40,410 Huh. 713 01:07:41,830 --> 01:07:42,830 You are. 714 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:47,490 She was Tandy's kid. 715 01:07:50,010 --> 01:07:51,010 Tandy? 716 01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:54,310 I legally adopted her after Tandy died. 717 01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:56,290 Huh. 718 01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:01,150 Hey, she... She even know that I exist? 719 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,700 She thinks you're either dead or living in another country. 720 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,760 And I told her to give you this. World champion. 721 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:10,280 That's about all. 722 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,520 Well, 723 01:08:13,940 --> 01:08:15,800 I guess that's not a bad way to be remembered. 724 01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:22,960 Some of the best game spotting in Africa, sir. Have a good day. Thank you. 725 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:23,960 luck. Thank you. 726 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,100 Charles, I'm so excited. 727 01:08:27,819 --> 01:08:29,279 Do you think we'll see the big five? 728 01:08:29,580 --> 01:08:32,660 Who cares, Fluffy, when you're about to be the royal piping? 729 01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:37,140 William! Morning! 730 01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:42,680 No use pretending you're asleep. You know you've got to eat your breakfast. 731 01:08:43,399 --> 01:08:44,399 William. 732 01:08:47,060 --> 01:08:48,899 I say, this is jolly exciting. 733 01:08:49,660 --> 01:08:53,180 these crooks were going to have a go at. One's my father's ex -wife, but I call 734 01:08:53,180 --> 01:08:55,920 her Python Pooh because she smells so bad. 735 01:08:56,180 --> 01:09:00,460 And the other is a boyfriend whose name is Die Hard because nobody can kill him, 736 01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,359 although lots of people have tried. 737 01:09:34,260 --> 01:09:37,279 Here they come! 738 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:34,100 Oh. 739 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:35,320 Oh. 740 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:39,920 Come. 741 01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:45,620 Wait. 742 01:18:03,470 --> 01:18:04,470 I don't know. 743 01:18:04,790 --> 01:18:05,790 Let's get home. 744 01:19:40,110 --> 01:19:41,110 What was that, huh? 745 01:19:43,670 --> 01:19:44,670 Holy cow. 746 01:19:46,030 --> 01:19:47,570 How long we got left, Rhino? 747 01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:49,010 Are you afraid of dying? 748 01:19:49,270 --> 01:19:52,090 Yeah, dying's easy. It's falling all the way down there freaks me out. 749 01:19:59,370 --> 01:20:00,950 Oh, hot -a -potata. 750 01:20:09,580 --> 01:20:11,900 What do you want me to do? Talk to her. Tell her Dobie doesn't love her anymore. 751 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:15,140 Yeah, yeah, go. Tell her that, man. 752 01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:16,660 It's true, Elsie. 753 01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,540 Dobie's... He's having an affair. 754 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,500 There's no future for you with that man. Believe me, I had a wife like him. Keep 755 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,500 talking, man. 756 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:47,600 We like to hear them. 757 01:22:51,769 --> 01:22:55,350 Extraordinary. Must be some ancient African custom. 758 01:22:59,050 --> 01:23:01,330 Let's go get Rani. That way. 759 01:23:09,190 --> 01:23:11,450 Me? Yes, I'm sure. 760 01:23:11,730 --> 01:23:15,390 They do not call me die -hard for nothing. 761 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:14,200 Die, you little schweinhund. 762 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:33,019 through that missile. 763 01:25:33,020 --> 01:25:36,000 I knew you were the champion mud missile thrower of the world. 764 01:25:39,120 --> 01:25:40,220 My father. 765 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:42,600 Tinky? 766 01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:46,360 My baby. 767 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:53,880 Daddy! 768 01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:57,160 My baby. 769 01:26:06,120 --> 01:26:07,120 I'm sorry, babe. 770 01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:08,260 That's okay. 771 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:11,000 Ronnie was there. 772 01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,260 Now I've got two daddies. 773 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:33,380 Yeah, white for casual, black for formal wear. Great.